Dods is strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Skill is when luck becomes a habit.

Achievements


Net

4th place in EDnightcup08 [Sixpack]

LAN

1st place GVG Nightcup 2vs2 Team Kaiser!

DoDs

War hero=D

Quotes

doyka´ Svitjod: Damage Given to Evils.K | iZueL - ( life ID 2073 ) - 100 in 2 hit
doyka´ Svitjod: he didnt die
doyka´ Svitjod: =(
RuiN | exodusSS: LOL!



dli.SaNCho^<23-15>: nah i dont watch football to indisciplined



alfie goes HUGE!: u + kar = dods god
alfie goes HUGE!: you + garand = dods nub
dka: me + dods = epic phail




dka <3 Orbb: no tits = no watch
dka <3 Orbb: true story
ganzii (:: its sad
ganzii (:: but
dka <3 Orbb: ^^
ganzii (:: I MUST AGREE
ganzii (:: :D




[Vent] "lets take sport, if a player from england loses hes from the uk, if he wins hes from england, if a player from scotland loses hes from scotland, if he wins hes from the uk" - Defsil




dka: HAPPY EASTER
=82ndR= kG {R}: lol i dont celebrate it i don have a religion
=82ndR= kG {R}: but i eat the fuckign eggs ^_^
=82ndR= kG {R}: happy easter




addict.nmR! p J K: august here
addict.nmR! p J K: is the sun paradise
addict.nmR! p J K: it's true
addict.nmR! p J K: but now
addict.nmR! p J K: he's hide as a frenchi noob in harr




Gerald_lvl_7_wizard: yes i noticed an fps gain of 0.021 while using minmodels, helped me move from being a bottom fragging cal-o scrub to a cal-m gigabeast




helln00b: us UK are smatte
helln00b: smatter





new to dods..: before i die
new to dods..: im gonna get a blowjob in the theartre




LEGENDka: im guessin your from cali
trancE_o: no
trancE_o: georgia
trancE_o: ;D
LEGENDka: meh theyre close
trancE_o: RODFL
trancE_o: .loooollll
LEGENDka: so.. arent you afraid of tanks?
trancE_o: lol wtf
trancE_o: ;D
LEGENDka: war between russia and georgia
trancE_o: roflllllllllll
trancE_o: georgia america you twat




tmpr: are you ****ing 12, do you go to school? THIS IS NOT A MOBILE PHONE. is coz a word? anymo? nd?

you are the reason abortion is still legal.





Revlek: mister pro uses special numbers





Muse: u were fucking anoying to play against man
Muse: :p
LEGENDoykARY: hahah
Muse: but to play with is cool




[vent]"Shut up Steuner" - doyka
"I didn't say anything" - steuner
"Schhh" - doyka
"Hahah=D" - revlek




»iNSaNe«_MuFFiN: i fail -.- i removed steam by accident
LEGENDoykARY: lololol
LEGENDoykARY: =D
»iNSaNe«_MuFFiN: ughh need to download all those games again




[vent]"doyka where in scotland are you from?" -rbk




dka: you dont like oc?=p
sham: lol
sham: some of their admins are retarded
dka: no kiddin?=D
dka: http://doyka.oxyhost.com/cnts2.jpg
sham: honestly I was on there one night and half the server was kicked cuz some admin had the prone bug and was convinced everone had speed hacks
sham: lol
dka: rofl=D
sham: damn you quick switching bastard! cheater!!!!!11
dka: yeahhh
dka: i got an ip ban from their forum to go with it
sham: LOL
sham: the guy that banned me played for something like 20 hours with the name "Hacker Hunter" despite admitting he can't record demos




Heard you played heavy better than any other weapon - Hatred




Revlek: rly is there any gay u suck at?
Revlek: GAME
Revlek: SRR
Revlek: OMFG thats a biiggg phaaill





xoo1: sweden has no towns
xoo1: only trees and elks




dka: http://dka.bplaced.net/FTP/rolled~~.jpg
Gallica » Støner « Vlædr'n!: so wait
Gallica » Støner « Vlædr'n!: you frag against shitters





Revlek: PFFFTTT DONT U SEE I AM EMOTI+ONAL AND I NEED ATTENTION





delQ' ArRoH?!: tempremental this dods player is... one minute i <3 the game and cant get enough of it... and then the next... the games complete shit





SoulXlouS: I dont Get It Fr Servers Are So Noobs.




trance: WHO
trance: THE FUCK
trance: IS INC
trance: THAT PIECE OF SHIT
trance: FLYING TO THE EUROPEAN NATION TO KICK HIM AND HIS FAMILIES ASS
trance: JUST
trance: SAYING~




Revlek: germans hack = fact, scandinavians are uber pro, belgiums suck, dutch maon, frensh are never angry, and never a spain guy




.sNoops © 85-09: dont mess with snoops. im a scouser




denaildicecream: för många steuners på ett och samma friendlist kan innebära system krash




| Platinum | Excellent.: i'd do u




Denailicious: fan hela lycksele är ju på ica just nu




Revlek: hippies is just the cute name for drug addics




Revlek: I am a noob nerd-.- wtf
Revlek: I fail at evrything even beeing a nerd




Revlek: and then I ask
Revlek: chocolat or cramberry?
Revlek: then she says
Revlek: put some vanilly
Revlek: ON ME
Revlek: and then
Revlek: whoho




Revlek: toes.. ehm
Revlek: itsthe right name hope
Revlek: ?
Revlek: those fingers on your feet...




denaild: VADÅ SÖKA UPPMÄRKSAMHET ;D
dka: på bra humör idag?=D
denaild: socker nivån var låg
dka: lolol
denaild: vart bättre efter lite glass
denaild: faktiskt
dka: julmust + pepparkakor, im sayinnnnn
denaild: nyss druckit en julmust..4 kakor...2 sandwitch glassar....hittade min gamla chips påse i skräpet ..tog upp den ...käkade...lämnade hahah
denaild: nu har jag ont i magen




denaild #denaildsuperawsomeTeam: im a ladies man




slask denaild: är vid träden
slask denaild: snart
slask denaild: jaha
slask denaild: ......
slask denaild: inte säger han nått
slask denaild: ja har suttit och skrivit åt dig i main chatt nu i 5 min
slask denaild: då tittar jag på scoreboarden är doyka inte ens på servern
slask denaild: vem fan har jag snackat med då




NEVERENDING STORYZ ~~~~~~: ive got a source wh who can't be detected...
NEVERENDING STORYZ ~~~~~~: :x
NEVERENDING STORYZ ~~~~~~: just a material wh with custom filz and thats all i see trough wallz




dka: IS FRANCE THE COUNTRY OF LOVE OR WHAT?!
NEVERENDING STORYZ ~~~~~~: yeah we are the country of love, but french girls know it now so were fucked




Revlek: OMFG
Revlek: I LOVE U
Revlek: I LOVE U
Revlek: I LOVE U




nmR! p J k: you are still being a beast
nmR! p J k: <3




Oceana: the french are queers.




sn000wflakee=D: have you heard that joke they dont tell gay people?
diiiiiii mix merc ?: no




sn000wflakee=D: HAPPY EASTER
sn000wflakee=D: =D
kG: fuck easter wheres my easter egg
kG: i just want the sweeties




pJK: i will flame anybody who uses you nick to flame, m8
pJK: my spanglish will defend you!

Mission: Getting banned from O.C. Server

Mission Accomplished: 1 week ban for quickswitching. 4 week ban for being abusive in forum. Permanent ban for being a muppet.

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Gaming Carreer

Diablo 2 - April 2004 - December 2004
Day of Defeat - December 2004 - June 2006
Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction June 2006 - January 2007
Counter-Strike: Source January 2007 - May 2007, November 2007 - January 2008, October 2008 -
Day of Defeat: Source - January 2007 - October 2009, June 2010 - July 2010

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