Alfie- Last Login: 2013-03-07 20:00:47 CET

Name: Alfie R
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Website: http://www.azoic-gaming.com/HOTW/Alfie/
Country: England
Connection: 2MB Wireless :(
Operating System: Windows Vista 32Bit
Game Resolution: 640x480
Game Sensitivity: 1.45
Windows Sensitivity: 2000dpi
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:1FUCK0FF

Favorites

Drink: Lucozade Orange
Food: Chicken
Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tv-Show: Top Gear
Music: RnB, Garage, Hip-Hop
Song: Eminem Lose Yourself
Person: Rellie
Player: Lindo
Sport: Football
Game: Cod4
Map: strike
Weapon: ak74u

Hardware

Motherboard:
CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo
Video Card: GeForce 7500 LE
Sound Card:
Memory: 2GB DDR2
Storage: 240GB
Headphones: Logitech
Mouse: Razer Lachesis
Mouse Skates: None
Mouse Pad: Razer Mantis Control
Mouse Bungee:
Keyboard: Standard
Monitor: 26" HD TV

Information

Alfonzo Read

'Revenge'
'gingerMUSLIM'
'ALFmeister'

Featured In

zP! HOTW 9/2008 (created by fly)
zP! HOTW 23/2009 (created by Tufe)

Videos Made

zP! LAN Trailer Runner Up (http://www.zpgaming.eu/team/1960/)
8.7 on Sourceradio before it went down.

- http://174.132.149.34/~rossjone/HOTW/zP!_Lan_Trailers/alfie_zp_lan_trailer.rar (password to rar: zeropoint)

- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98xwYsyAzU8&fmt=22

NICE ONE HAVE TO PAY £15 FOR PRIZE - FUCK OFF!

Previous Teams

RuiN Gaming '08

Jo3y

T0m

Lindo

Ross_uK

Revenge

Exodus

Quotes

21:51 - revenge| hÃ¤mnd| hÃ¦vn: more sexy than lindos mum for sure
21:51 - jo3y: easily
21:51 - revenge| hÃ¤mnd| hÃ¦vn: ROBBEH!
21:51 - jo3y: LINDSAY
21:51 - jo3y: BUM ME
21:51 - jo3y: LINDSAY
21:52 - jo3y: NOO MUM!
21:52 - jo3y: DONT
21:52 - jo3y: PULL YOUR PANTS BACK UP

01:34 - revenge.seekclan: u think jo3y is a dodgey cunt?
01:34 - zP! rellie: cheating
01:34 - zP! rellie: yes
01:34 - zP! rellie: for sure
01:34 - zP! rellie: everyone does
01:35 - revenge.seekclan: LOL!

17:27 - rellie: i would like to make a formal apoligy
17:27 - rellie: you fucking CUNTNIGGERJEWCOONWIGGAHNOOB

22:31 - LCo RBZ: hey nigger
22:31 - LCo RBZ: are u going to kwazq?
22:31 - LCo RBZ: im there :D
22:32 - revenge: :D
22:32 - revenge: why would i go
22:32 - revenge: im shit at dods
22:32 - LCo RBZ: i wanted a english boy to fuck
22:32 - revenge: thats nice
22:32 - revenge: lemming is going

22:24 - rellie is #old&used: if u had 100fps
22:24 - rellie is #old&used: u would be jesus
22:24 - revenge: what u mean by jesus?
22:24 - rellie is #old&used: amazing

15:56 - revenge: mix?
15:57 - Dav3.clanless / can merc: hi
15:58 - Dav3.clanless / can merc: cant now sry :-(
15:58 - Dav3.clanless / can merc: i am going to dancing class soon
15:58 - revenge: k

<DJ|kG> u need new light
<zP|antrax> yeh
<DJ|kG> i am the geezer
<DJ|kG> get me a test game and give me a date and time
<zP|antrax> haha
<zP|antrax> right
<zP|antrax> ;P
<DJ|kG> ya come on im rifler
<zP|antrax> can you go to france in 3 weeks?
<DJ|kG> what i pay
<DJ|kG> euro tunnel would take me straight there

rellie: revenge will dodge, and if he doesnt hes getting raped in my tent.

zP! rellie: hes gonna play vs the shitters in groupstages
dystjo3y: :D:D:D:
zP! rellie: so he can write on his zp profile
dystjo3y: lmao
zP! rellie: "#X at i36"
zP! rellie: :p
dystjo3y: hahaha
zP! rellie: on my pc
dystjo3y: he's gonna play for zp
zP! rellie: :p
dystjo3y: rofl
dystjo3y: :D:D:D:
zP! rellie: seriously
dystjo3y: ALFIE GOES HUGE
dystjo3y: that would be awesome lmao
zP! rellie: in opur grup we'll beat like 5 teams 24-0
zP! rellie: then 2 or 3 tougher games
dystjo3y: ;:D:D:D
dystjo3y: lmao
dystjo3y: that will be pro
dystjo3y: zp scene news
dystjo3y: - rellie
dystjo3y: + alfie
zP! rellie: :D
dystjo3y: ;;:DD:
dystjo3y: i will actually "" in my pants

22:07 - Alfie | cod4 teamplz: u seen new dodsuk movie?
22:07 - bnzr: ye
22:07 - Alfie | cod4 teamplz: it is sik
22:07 - bnzr: so much better than that fucking azn faggot i cant see MY NAMES LEELEE

21:31 - Nevermind: why do black people smell so bad?
21:31 - Nevermind: so blind people can hate them too
21:31 - Nevermind: :(
21:33 - Alfie: LOL
21:33 - Nevermind: dont laugh at that
21:33 - Nevermind: its extremely racist
21:33 - Alfie: lol
21:33 - Nevermind: you sir are going to hell :p

<@zP|micHiiii> am i supposed to give some awesome (fast-)food tips in there ? ;D
<@alfie-> please
<@alfie-> or give us a special tut how to crouch bug :D
<@zP|micHiiii> you gotta be fast and practise hard alfie-
<@zP|micHiiii> e.g. when i used crouchbug
<@zP|micHiiii> i stood up 1 hour earlier to practise crouchbug irl
<@zP|micHiiii> thats dedication dude

0:38 - relliE: and if u want alfie
20:38 - relliE: you have to buy him out of contract
20:38 - relliE: zP have signed him, theyre dropping micHiii to backup
20:38 - R i C K ii #seekz?!: i can understand that
20:38 - relliE: i know
20:38 - relliE: he is awesome
20:38 - relliE: everyone wants a peice of that monster
20:39 - relliE: some say he is the respawn of An1maL
20:39 - R i C K ii #seekz?!: yeh, he promised me hes penis
20:39 - relliE: others say it is An1maL
20:39 - relliE: but what we do know, is hes just as fucking good

bRNN: Just hope kalinka's mum pedals fast for a good i-net connection.

<@Lokj> im impressed by alfie-
<@Lokj> but i still would use alfie's as zP! LAN trailer
<@Lokj> because it's goddamn awesome as a zP! LAN trailer
<@zP|4nkor> alfies editting is the best by far
<@Lokj> i think alfie's a chav, but he's a great movie editor!
<@Lokj> i seriously think alfie- could be a professional :)
<@cmjo3y> yeah that aftereffects intro he made was somthing i havn't seen in dod:s before ;o

23:09 - GeT_ReLLiE: I LOVE DEM BLACK GIRLS

01:11 - ducky: im trying to figure out whether im bi or not, but i dont think so cuz i just like looking at hot girl pics its just the sight of the vag is bleh

1:11 - exodus: caught my brother wanking
01:11 - exodus: brilliant,.
01:11 - exodus: ,--
01:11 - exodus: haha
01:12 - exodus: my ping was 180
01:12 - exodus: i went in
01:12 - exodus: WTF JACK
01:12 - exodus: O SHII----
01:12 - exodus: pants being pulled up
01:12 - exodus: and alt tabbing
01:12 - exodus: haha

21:26 - relllie: we were abusing rich
21:27 - relllie: when he was asleep
21:27 - relllie: flicking his cock
21:27 - alfonzo: sounds gay tbh
21:27 - relllie: and putting the "ballsack flannel" on his face
21:27 - relllie: the one he washed his balls and ass with
21:27 - relllie: rofl
21:27 - relllie: it was gay

Shoutouts:

Lemming (churchie)

Tom (legend)

Exodus (ginger)

Rellie (pedo)

Ross_uK (fit sister)

Jo3y (ego)

Lindo (abuses his mother/best cl ever)

LUK3^ (no1 eu sniper easily)

Koosh

aKaaa

boom

Snoops (wheres the hub caps u stole for me)